MY LITTLE ALIEN

My little alien is like gooey slime,
His colour is yellow and green lime.

My little alien is like a snail, 
He is thirty cm from head to tail.

He likes to dance in front of dad,
The only thing is he's really bad.

He eats a lot and makes such noise,
He is so loud he wakes the boys.

I like play with him in the school hall,
He once scared bullies at the costume ball.

I might call him Luke or maybe Sam,
Because when he's hungry he likes ham.

But... dad and my mum don't want him to stay,
Because his breath stinks almost every day.